WRONG NUMBER daaa

Hahaha. Recently, I received SMSes from somebody that I don't know. How the hell he/she got the number is still remain a mystery. And the funnier (a.k.a anoying) part is I DONT UNDERSTAND most of the text a.k.a the XMXes (is it suppose to be SMS?) that he/she sent. Adoi. WTF. Hahaha.

DAY 1
SMS1: Td0r sdh . !?
ME: (sik reply)

DAY 2
SMS2: Epen ak ne shahrizan ska pla ko sma adik 2. .bh ko lyan dya bwa cpel cntek 2. .bek lg. .
ME: (sik reply)
SMS3: Hahax !tu Lh bkn bNgun jx d0rk Ney . !tkUt syg kLu Adiq x ikt drn pg kdi. . !
ME: (sik reply)

DAY 3
SMS4: Epen Ne 6ber Adik Dya Gna. K0 Xmx Cne Jak. .jgn K0 Xmx D 6ber Yg Slalu Dya Gna 2 Bpa Dya Pnya 2. .
SMS5: 0uhx!turi pla ea. . !
SMS6: Npajx Ney.... . . !?endk Pndai Rply Xmx Ney. !
SMS7: Npajx Ney.... . . !?endk Pndai Rply Xmx Ney. !
SMS8: Apen Aqe Ney Sharizan Npa k0e x rply xmx adiq. . !ne 6br dy. . !jngn k0e xmx d 6br yk tmpt kmu xmx sllu t0e . . !2 6br bapa dy!
SMS9: Apen Shahrizan Ne Xmx Dya Dkat 6ber Ne. .6ber Suriani Ne. .xmx Dya Rugi Nti K0. . .ndak Dpat Dya. .
ME: (after sms NO.9, aku dah mula menyam. blame it on me who does not inform him/her earlier that he/she sent to the wrong person. haha)
ME: cari siapa. salah nombor.
SMS10: Cri K0 Lh Apen Ne Kan. .
ME: ini bukan apen. kamu salah nombor.
SMS11: Spa Ne. .
ME: (sik reply. adoiyai, dah tau salah still want to XMX again. haha)
SMS12: 0uh! ya Kh. . !cpa kuling ney. !!?
ME: (huhu. semakin makin menyam guwe. dah inform salah number lagi mau tanya guwe shiapa)
ME: sorry. kamu salah nombor. saya tak paham apa yang kamu SMS. sori k.
SMS13: K0 Ne 0rang Italy Kah 0rg Lond0n Atau Amerika. .ndak Fham Ak Ckap 2. .0rg Mna Ne. . .
ME: (hahaha.... lawak lawak... thank you for the jokes on my lovely Saturday Weekend... tapi aku tak nak reply... hehehe)


Moral of the story, if you know that you have dialing or texting to a wrong number, please say sorry. No need to ask further information on the recipient part. Another moral of the story, if possible, if u want to use shortform when 'XMX' please use a proper shortform that can be understand by others. Haha. (Semua sms yang saya retype di atas adalah benar tanpa dimodifikasi)